the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about
Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through
before you get all mad about the “fuck the skinny bitches” part of anaconda, let me ask you these questions
- where were you when the abercrombie and fitch ceo refused to stock xl or xxl sizes because he didn’t want overweight women wearing his clothing
- or when lululemon’s ceo said that women’s “fat thighs” were the reason his poorly-made yoga pants were see-through
- or when joan rivers made rude comments for like 5 minutes about adele’s weight
- or the thousands of other times the media insulted people for being over 100 pounds, not even considering body type or height as a factor in weight
i want an essay on my desk in 5 days double-spaced in times new roman about why those three things are okay but one fucking line in a song is so incredibly horrible
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!